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apolo-y-sadismo:

“But you have so little going for yourself, evolutionary wise compared to myself. I’m not talking specifically about the topic, but your general brutish manner of speaking. You’re impossible to take seriously.”

Or not, seeing as I’m not enthralled by your sex life. My source is the useless prattle of some Fraccions jabbering far too loud.

“It would be seen as disgraceful because you lack all the necessary qualities of even cleaning lab, never mind experimenting in one.” Szayel adjusted his glasses, shuttering at the thought of Grimmjow anywhere near his lab. “Though, if you were a scientist of greater skill than I, then yes, it wouldn’t be rude. But seeing how that will never happen…”

“Well, I say that it’s way more difficult to take a person who has fucking holes in nearly everything they say seriously, fancy talk or not. If I have to sound smart to be so ~evolved~ and yet keep screwing things up, then I’d rather be the way I am now.”

You’re a scientist, dumbnut. You’re supposed to verify facts before deciding they’re true. Fraccions could have been lying- those little shits hardly have anything else better to do.

“You’re pretty fucked up in the head, do ya know that?”

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morons at work

ulquiorracifer:

Well that was certainly easy; the Cuarta considered his trite mission accomplished. As it turns out, those with feeble minds truly did seem to be more quick to growing anger-prone. Not that it was much of a mission in the first place. If anything, it was merely Ulquiorra exacting a tiny bit of revenge of Grimmjow for his ridiculous assertion that they join together in the frivolous notion of human matrimony. The corners of his two-toned lips twitched in amusement at his companion’s aggravation, a grave mistake on the Cuarta’s part.

Surely Grimmjow hadn’t caught that, correct?

Correct.

“If not stupidity, then what would you call it?” he countered sharply, “Certainly not ‘intelligence’.”

Huh? Wait. What the— 

Forget all of the insults that Cifer kept throwing at him one after another as though it was the most natural thing in the world to do- well, actually, when it came to Ulquiorra it was but, come on, were his eyes going blind, was he hallucinating or did he just see Ulquiorra Cifer, Cuarta Espada of Aizen Sousuke’s army- smile? It was gone now, and Ulquiorra’s expression was back to that usual stone-faced look, but he could have sworn— he could have sworn that those lips had twitched up briefly, for just the briefest of moments and, and, and—

Oh, he so did smile.

“Ulquiorra,” Grimmjow drawled, completely ignoring what Ulquiorra had said. “Did my eyes deceive me or did I just catch you smiling? Don’t tell me that you’re enjoying this lil’ talk of ours~ Are you warming up to me~?”

… Also, this was a damned good way to steer clear from that topic on marriage.

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apolo-y-sadismo:

thesextaespada:

Oh, now you guys are just pushin’ yer luck. Is this supposed to be funny, Granz?

‘Cos I don’t see anything funny about it.

Get out of my fucking inbox, Granz, before I shove yer head up yer ass!

Is it really so hard to laugh at yourself? You shouldn’t be taking yourself so seriously in the first place. 

The hell is there to laugh about when you’re always around stinkin’ up the place? I don’t need to see your damned mug all the time!

Get the fuck out, Granz. 

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spunkykurosakisister:

‘Another creepy looking person…who are you, exactly?’

It was just his luck now, wasn’t it? Never really was able to catch a break during any of his visits to the Real World. Wherever he went, whichever turn he took, he would somehow run into at least one person who thought he could even be fuck bothered to have a conversation with them- random humans, Shinigami, other Arrancar…

And who the hell was she callin’ creepy?

“Grimmjow,” he answered after a length of silence, blue eyes barely holding a shred of interest for the dark-haired girl before him. And why should he? Another weak one, with barely-there reiatsu. “Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez.”

“Who the fuck’re you?”

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crazybutdeviouslolyaivirrne:

‘Shit. It’s you-what the hell do you want, Grimmjow?’

A whiny voice.

A whiny, screechy voice that sounded like fucking nails being dragged forcefully down a blackboard.

Sapphire eyes flicked over to the source of it, and sure enough, his gaze settled on a young, dark-haired female Arrancar in a scantily clad uniform. Huh. Grimmjow scoffed. Loly Aivirrne, that Aizen fanatic. Now, that was an annoying one- and it looked like she was somehow back in one piece. Never really cared much for the bitch. 

“Nothing,” came his curt reply. “Keep out of my way, and you’ll be able to keep your leg this time.”

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ooc; Replies & New pages

Replies, replies. I shall have them all spaced out throughout the week in queue~ @u@ 

So I owe Karin, Loly, Szayel, Yylfordt, Ulquiorra and Rangiku, yeah? Did I miss anyone? o.o

Also, new pages; Behind the Destruction [instead of going straight to my personal, you’ll get my details] and Ongoing Threads [thought it would be useful since I’m so absentminded, and in case you missed my reply, vice versa]. That’s about it~

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Day out

hiyori-sarugaki:

Hiyori could feel the tension in the air thin - she folded her arms across her chest. She knew that the Espada wasn’t really to be trusted, but she couldn’t help but realize they were far more similar then she wanted to be. In all honesty, she figured that’s probably why they fought endlessly whenever they were near eachother. The blonde didn’t mind the bickering - it was amusing. Even more so when she realized they had potential to be friends of sorts. Could she even call it that? Friends. The word gave Hiyori a bad taste in her mouth. She wasn’t anyones friend…more like they were all her punching bag. She pursed her lips - this espada wouldn’t let that happen, sadly. And she wasn’t quite in the mood to cause half of Karakura town to come crumbling down simply because they both felt like fighting. 

“I’d say call me Hiyori-San, but I don’t think yer gonna listen ta a word I say, huh?” She asked, shaking her head and smirking at the espada. As much as it would please her to beat him up, or at least slap him around a little bit, she didn’t think that he would take that very lightly. Not that she couldn’t kick his ass, because she totally would, except that until he gave her much of a reason. And even that wasn’t that much of an issue….it was partially the fact that he seemed so….uninterested in fighting which was not his usual M.O.

“Tch” She muttered under her breath, just who did this guy think he was? What? Did she look like a tour guide? She was being helpful - a feat rare enough that even her fellow Vizards had only seen a handful of times. 

“Good - don’t make me kick yer ass…..what the hell do I call ya?” She asked, shooting the blue haired man a glare. She had never really learned his name….what was it? Jagger? Jaeger? Something like that….

For good measure, she racked her brain for a possible alternative for the man to do, other then walking around and looking at shit, there wasn’t much to do in the town. He picked an awkward time to visit - if it had been later in the evening there might have been more…but for now her choices were limited. 

“I don’t fuckin’ know - I mean there’s like shops and stuff. But I don’t think yer gay so… yer not exactly bein’ helpful here, stupid.” She huffed. 

“Stupid?” Grimmjow repeated, his face split in two with one of his famous grins. “Well, that ain’t nice, I know that and I ain’t exactly the nicest of people that you’ll ever come across. Even callin’ me Arrancar is better than that.” At this point, he tapped his chin as though contemplating. Heh… She could get real bitchy when she was in a mood, but all in all, she wasn’t too bad. From what he could tell, anyway. Still, that did not mean he was about to let his guard down either. People could stab you in the back just as easily as trying to make friends with you, a behaviour that was rampant in Hueco Mundo. “Though Handsome would do pretty good too. Actually, it would be a hella lot better than that.

… And for your information, I ain’t gay. Got too much goin’ on for me to stick to just one gender.”

Which was a bit of a lie, because if anything, while he had no problem whatsoever with women and definitely appreciated what they had, he only ever found one man attractive in his life. The rest of the other men? They could just shove it.

Snickering, his grin toned down some.

“The name’s Grimmjow. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez.

Just call me Grimmjow, and it’s all good.”

Now that the jokes and introduction were out of the way, Grimmjow settled down a bit, mind riffling through the options that were available to them. Since the moment he had arrived at the World of the Living and started talking to Hiyori about places to check out, they hadn’t really gone anywhere with their discussion. Fun as it was to toss around words with the chick, he wasn’t about to stand around here all day either, so time to get a move on. It was broad daylight now, so there wasn’t exactly anything to do other than do a bit of sightseeing and eating. He would have gone at night, but he didn’t want the bat to get all bitchy if he made too much noise when he got back, which was something he had the tendency to do whenever he was drunk.

“… Oi, what about we grab a bite to eat and we go hang someplace?” Grimmjow suggested nonchalantly. “Gotta be better than standing in the middle of this place.”

(Source: thesextaespada)

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apolo-y-sadismo:

thesextaespada:

“Nawh, pretty sure that your hygiene don’t have anything to do with your girly looks. And I’m plenty secure with my sexuality. I swing both ways, Octava, and I ain’t afraid to admit that.”

Pshh. Danger? Bring it on! I’ll just destroy every single fucking dipshit that dares to attack me. —Oi, bitches love the rugged look I’ve got goin’ for me. My mask never gives me any problem with bedding anyone.

“And yet, here ya are…”

Snicker.

“… Not polite enough to not dissect anyone alive or without their permission, ey?”

“You’ve evolved a small bit during my absence, bravo. But still attacking my  ’girly’ appearance does appear to negate that. At we’re back at square one!”

You’ve had quite a few problems with that orange haired shinigami. Not to mention his friend that one time where your ass was saved. And all the shinigami that defeated Espada 5 and up. And fracion don’t count as ‘lays’ because they’re too scared to say no. Just because you ‘bed’ a girl doesn’t mean she was a worthwhile one.

“You’re comparing humans to hollows. My description of politeness isn’t related to yours. Being civil in a conversation isn’t related to research.” Like this oaf would understand. Szayel only thought Nnoitra had slightly more brain capacity because he sought out his help.

“Evolution ain’t got nothin’ on me, Granz, and you know it. But now… aren’t you shooting yourself in the foot by saying that? If you say attackin’ someone for their appearance has to do with fucking evolution, then maybe you shouldn’t start things up. Moron.”

Oi, oi, oi. Those battles were undecided. I coulda won! D< … Fraccions? Man, you’ve really been out of the loop now, haven’t ya? Instead of cooping yourself up in that lab of yours, you should go out and actually catch up on shit.

“So,” Grimmjow said, as he began his rebuttal. “Going off your crazy ethics, if I drag you off to the lab and decide to dissect you alive, that wouldn’t be seen as rude to you, aite?”